July 6, 2011

Breakfast and the Waitress

Dialogue from the waitress I'll never forget:

"Don't get the burrito, it's the size of a fetus."

"Ahhh the people keep comin', like diarrhea."

To my brother and his cigarette she said, "Save me a drag I'll hit it on the way back...let me give this lady a soup spoon first."

"I need to pee so bad."

An hour later we got our food to go. My hash browns and chocolate chip pancakes were delicious and I think my brother loved his burrito.

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